Charlie Sheen's winning sermons

Pastors love to be “relevant.” Undoubtedly over the last couple weeks these sermons have been preached or church signs have been updated to say some of the following:

  • Forget Tigers Blood. We’ve got the blood of Jesus!
  • Jesus is the way to real WINNING!
  • No one’s more gnarly than God!
  • With God, you can close your eyes and make it be!
  • Snorting coke off of a hooker won’t make you happy but Jesus will!

I sure hope your church avoided these, but I am sure someone somewhere thinks these are WINNING sermon titles. What would you add to the list?