401-Keg

Saw this on Facebook.
If you had bought $1000 of shares in Delta one year ago, you would have $49 today!
If you had bought $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33 today.
If you had bought $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0 today.
But, if you had bought $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank it all, then turned in your cans for a recycling refund, you would have $214!
Based on the above, the best plan is to drink heavily and recycle!
It is called the 401-Keg!